The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the bokep receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or bokeh sex worker.

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In my days editing The Erotic Review bokeh magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokep It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokep so they could crot make memek their partner feel happy, bokeh bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. bokeh This was the conclusion of memek another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order memek to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.




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It memek was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' crot Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech memek like a memek demented hyena bokep is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

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Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At bokep Dawn, bokep Christopher crot Ryan and porn Cacilda crot Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based crot on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I memek can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then bokeh men memek should take heed: bokep memek the best sex may bokep just crot be the quietest.


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