I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman memek an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance crot the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion crot in memek terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is memek genuinely memek aroused, bokep trusts her partner porn and memek is not fearing bokep for memek memek a fragile crot male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In bokeh my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd porn explain, memek so they memek could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their bokep energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by crot two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that memek erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in bokep order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new memek study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: %anchor_text% 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move porn on.' bokeh Sound crot familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: porn 'As far crot as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of bokeh attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to bokeh copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may bokep just be the quietest.


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