I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I bokep should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts memek her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for %anchor_text% other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the bokep cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm porn enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only bokep if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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