I've long been haunted by the memory of memek a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the crot 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, bokep and %anchor_text% sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a memek woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and porn memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A porn new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked (Stock Image

It was crot bokep like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud memek always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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